Procrastination Labs

Random Thought Thursday

Brian–you know, the talking dog from Family Guy– is a toolbox. No, a toolcabinet. For example: “OMG I got a $400 ticket for parking in a handicapped spot! The mayor must be corrupt!” Yeah, or maybe you broke the law and should suck it up.

I just installed OSX Lion. It feels like the entire OS was designed by the people that made tumblr. Still, Natural Scrolling is an invention of the devil. Real talk.

A Scanner Darkly is a good book. It’s like Fight Club, except if [Spoiler Alert] Tyler Durden was Keyser Soze and also that guy from Flowers for Algernon.

AlcoholEdu SUCKS. SO MUCH. MORE THAN A NEUTRON STAR DIRECTED BY ROMAN POLANSKI. You wanna know why? Because it’s fake. There is quite literally a fake blog (with 0 comments, no less) in some parts. The entire thing has the feeling that it was made by a committee whose only experience with teenagers was a bootlegged copy of Hackers and a can of Four Loko left to sit in the sun. Then they hired a few recovering meth addicts to make the videos.

What they should do is hire a youtube sketch troupe (like BriTANicK, or Smosh) to make one of those courses. I guarantee you that would get better results.

Side note, if someone passes out from alcohol, that’s not funny. It’s a serious medical condition. Get them help. You can still draw on them, though.

I still can’t believe that high school is over. I’m excited, don’t get me wrong, but I just can’t believe it.

Dear Cheapbooks.com,

Your commercials suck more than AlcoholEdu. Seriously, gimmie some free books, a tiny budget, and some time (also free books for everyone involved) and I will get you some pimpin’ commercials.

-Duncan